ohpierre:

datkarkatass:

2srooky:

I casually mentioned my tumblr in class a last week and this really popular girl who kinda disses on me a lot was like “Oh yeah, tumblr! I’m super famous on there, I have like 100 followers, It’s so hard to get them on Tumblr I bet you don’t even have that many.” 

"One thousand one hundred and eighty."

"Excuse me?"

"I have one thousand one hundred and eighty followers on tumblr."

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stoned-levi:

Tokyo Ghoul au where everything is the same except Tsukiyama is 6 inches taller and every time he tries to do one of his dramatic entrances he hits his head on the doorway and completely negates it

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carrotsforferrets:

people (and bethesda, jesus christ) tend to forget that according to the lore, there are multiple types of Khajiiti. We only typically see the Suthay-Rhats, but Khajit can be born with multiple levels of feline appearance dependent on the moon cycle they are born under. On one end of the spectrum you have some Khajiit who look practically like Bosmer with cat whiskers, and on the other end you have Khajiit who legit just look like housecats but still have sentience and intelligence. For instance, this would be considered to be a perfectly normal Khajiit family in Elsweyr.

Posted on September 30th
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imsavingurass:

NON-DISNEY ANIMATED MOVIE CHALLENGE : ONE SOUNDTRACK : QUEST FOR CAMELOT

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

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ladyhistory:

thisisnotmyhomeplanet:

peppermintpeeps:

bitchstolemyjag:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."

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That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

It’s pining for the fjords!

HE’S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER

He’s shuffled off this mortal coil!

If it wasn’t nailed to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!

It’s run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

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chryswatchessleepyhollow:

Full Recap

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wtfmanga:

bobafettishism:

I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old identical twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.

That generation is here.

It begins.

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JESUS CHRIST

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